Quiz: What Kind of Beer Pong Player Are You?

Every beer pong table has the same cast: the quiet shooter, the trash talker, the guy who argues every elbow. Answer 7 quick questions and find out which one you are. Then send it to your partner and argue about it.

1. Your partner just missed both shots. You…
2. Your favorite part of a party is…
3. Someone says “bounce shots don’t count double here.” You…
4. It’s redemption and you need three cups. You feel…
5. Your go-to throw is…
6. What’s on the wall by your table?
7. Pick a rule you’d add to every house:

The six beer pong players

  • The Sniper: Quiet, consistent, deadly.
  • The Trash Talker: You’ve never met a miss you couldn’t narrate.
  • The Rules Lawyer: You know the elbow rule, the Bermuda triangle and exactly how many re-racks are left.
  • The Bounce Merchant: Why make one cup when you can make two? You live for the bounce shot, you wait for the defense to look away, and you’ve been swatted more times than you can count.
  • The Host With the Most: It’s your table, your house and your bracket.
  • The Clutch Closer: Down three cups in redemption? That’s when you show up.

Whoever you are, you’ll play better with the rules settled before the first shot. Make yours with the house rules builder.